Death is my art form--when I fight, I'm a ballerina. Graceful. Chi lacks my grace, but makes up for it in energy and enthusiasm. His fighting style is like breakdancing--strong and frenetic with some really sweet moves. Jo's is .. .the Macarena. Ugly but gets the job done.

Eliza Crewe
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It’s a beautiful day. The sun is shining. Birds are singing. The grass is so green, so beautiful.

But why are people so mean? Why are so many people filled with hate? Why are people so filled with jealousy? How do you know if someone is being truthful or not? There are many things that happen in life that make us question what is right and wrong. People can be cruel, hateful, and full of jealousy all at the same time. Yet there is beauty in this world as well.

Source: Cracked

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